Bareback Mountain

I knew the porn takeover of Brokeback Mountain couldn't be far away. But Lee made it much funnier than I could have. Sample lines:

SO. WHAT'S IT ALL BASED ON..?
Brokeback: The short story by Annie Proulx, which first appeared in The New Yorker.

Bareback: A couple of cowboy hats left behind after a hen party in The Yard.

WHICH CAME FIRST?
Brokeback: This one did, inspiring a raft of parodies.

Bareback: The minging one in the white cowboy hat.

AH YES, THE SEX. HOW IS IT?
Brokeback: Good lord! Spit-on-hand action in a tent somewhere, where Ennis manages to get it in with a wince-inducing lube-less shunt meaning either a) Jack's as slacker than Paris Hilton's fish mitten, or b) Ennis doesn't live up to what his name sounds like.

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