Someone told me this joke recently and it appealed to me, but everyone I've told it to winces. Is my sense of humor that far out? Here tis:

If Milli Vanilli fell over in the woods, would someone else make a sound?

See, it's great. You love it.

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My plan to become a marriage celebrant in Japan isn't going as well as I thought - the position has been filled and there is only a dim hope of 'future possibilities'. I'm probably going to end up in sex work or something equally unfortunate. If I was cute, coy, willing to laugh at silly jokes told by Japanese businessmen, and female, there'd be no problem - hostess work pays ridiculously well, without the whole stripper nastiness. But is there any demand for hosts? No. None. I mean, I can simper with the best of them. But that, clearly, is not enough.