Damn, but I love house parties. Not just parties in a house, but parties in which my house(mates) come along with me. It makes the night a lot more fun if you can talk shit, have a refuge to fall back on, debrief afterwards. Selected excerpt: A sticky rubber cock from Club X employed as a light switch; party newbies ushered into the bathroom and asked to turn on the light. Tasteless, but enjoyable. You can tell it was a girls party.