Shameless plug

Erm. So, ah, next weekend is my birthday and you know how when people are overseas they sometimes get all misty and nostalgic on their birthdays and want emails of, y'know, happy tidings and an overuse of capital letters? If you're around Kyoto, you can drop into Bar Moonwalk this Friday night but otherwise, um, yeah. I know this is low, but I want to feel wanted. So, want me.

Here, it's not so hard. Just copy and paste this one:

Dear Doug
Happy birthday! I/we really miss you. You've been gone for sooooo long. Gee, Melbourne just isn't the same without you. Yup. (Insert personalised message of grief and longing here).

Love, YourNameHere

See? Easy!